I Pledge Allegiance To Your Mom Keychain

This keychain reads: I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE UNITED STATED OF YOUR MOM in white lettering. 

• Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.
• Approximate size: 3.75" x 1.75" and comes on a split ring
• Materials: plastic and metal
• GET BULLISH on the back in small type