Fuck Me Like the Government Card

Funny and irreverent, this card pairs a vintage romance‑novel illustration with the headline "Fuck Me Like the Government." A wry, lighthearted commentary on the state of the union that doubles as a blunt, playful invitation—perfect for partners who want to flirt and laugh.

• Blank Inside
• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock 
• Specialty die cut
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")